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Elizabeth Edwards to open furniture store

Yeah. I know this is a lame story, but there’s a snarky comment that makes it all worthwhile.

Elizabeth Edwards to open N.C. furniture store

Ooh, a new trendy furniture store in trendy Chapel Hill ran by a C-list celebrity… but let’s get to the snark!

From the comments to that article…

Will she be selling second-hand, used up, worn out pieces that are no longer needed or respected by their former user? Or will she carry a line of refurbished, faux-finished attractive items that look good on first glance but tarnish quickly after a few uses?
I suppose she could also reserve a corner for remaindered books and home paternity tests.
I’m just sayin’

Bwahahahahahaha!

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