Goodyear Boulevard, FasMart. Who knew?
The Fas Mart on Goodyear Blvd. reported an armed robbery at around 9:30 PM on Wednesday. The clerk reported that a dark-skinned black male came in the store, pulled a silver handgun and demanded money. After that, he demanded two packs of Newport cigarettes. (Can’t make that stuff up, folks). The robber took off on foot towards Jenny Lane. The robber was wearing a black denim type hooded sweatshirt with a grey fleece scarf covering the bottom portion of his face and also wearing dark colored jeans.
But hey, he got his Newports!
Yeah, no surprise there. Certain parts of this town would be best bulldozed.
Someone should have warned that guy that smoking is bad for you.
Actually, there’s nothing wrong with the area, it’s just the people who should be bulldozed.
What is it about Newport Cigarettes. In robberies you never here of the Marlboro’s or Winston’s being taken it is always the Newports. Go figure!
It wouldn’t be an ethnic and/or cultural issue, would it?