These three things I KNOW are true… (let’s see if anybody gets that reference)
Caliendo tabbed to host Cup awards in Las Vegas
- Frank Caliendo (He’s not funny.)
- David Gray (Who the hell is that?)
- Some all-female electric string quartet (The world implodes with that force of suckiness.)
Please make this event go away quickly.
Think about how the poor folks who have to be there must feel!
Man, no one gave a damn about NASCAR’s season ending shindig when it was in New York City, so why would anyone care about it now that it will be in Las Vegas?