Hey, it’s Halifax County’s own Pants-Off Dance-Off (without the Dance-Off)!
HalifaxTalk: Jeans now being stolen @ HCMS
Our Good Friend who called me “miserable and hateful” reports in with a shocking, I say, shocking crime report (which turns out to be quite non-shocking and not even a crime report). Our Good Friend does give good advice to the would-be thieves (who really weren’t thieves at all) by advising them to go for the cellphones & the money instead of the Wranglers. See, we’ve learned something today!
Today’s lesson, kiddies: “When you’re eavesdropping at the school, watch for the kids that are wearing gym shorts!” Or something like that. Or maybe nothing like that. How about “Don’t drop your pants in school?”
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