You get two for the price of one in this edition!
Thanks to our friends at the Eden NC Police Department for this one…
On Monday, January 25, 2010, Jerry Wayne Johnson of 1312 Carolina Ave., Eden, N.C., was arrested and charged with two counts of Assault. According to the warrants, Johnson unlawfully and willfully did assault Jessica Nicole Stegall by shoving her down onto the floor and throwing a beer bottle at her. The second warrant alleges, Johnson unlawfully and willfully did assault and strike Katina Hopkins by choking her. Johnson was confined in the Rockingham County Jail with no bond allowed and he is scheduled to appear in Wentworth District Court on March 8, 2010.
Although we have zero tolerance for any kind of physical abuse, this still qualifies as a Dumbass of the Day. But wait, there’s more! How about another one from Eden?
On Monday, January 25, 2010, Jessica Stegall of 518 Gresham Street, Eden, N.C., was arrested on a warrant service that charged her with Assault. According to the warrant, Stegall unlawfully and willfully did assault and strike Jerry Johnson by throwing a beer bottle at him which struck him in the mouth. Stegall was released on a $1,500 unsecured bond and she is scheduled to appear in Wentworth District Court on March 8, 2010.
Recognize the name? They make a great couple, don’t they? Dumbasses.
Don’t two acts of dumb-assedness just cancel each other out? These two just need to go somewhere and breed. Assuring us of future DOTD’s.
A match made in heaven.
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F*** ALL YALL BYTCHES!!
Editor’s Note: This is our first comment from a “Dumbass of The Day!” recipient. We’ve edited out the correctly spelled bad word but decided to let the misspelled one stand so that you can laugh. 😀
and she used her own name??
Wow. When I read this, I could hear banjos playing in the background. I bet they buy each other a case of “Milwaukee’s Best” for V-Day! And love the comment from Ms. Stegall. What a class act. I bet she won the spullin’ bea at the one room schoolhouse in Eden.
i love you jessica(: F all the HATERRRRRRRS<3
i love you jessica(: F all the HATERRRRRRRS<3