Today’s feature includes two words you don’t want to see in the same news story. Tampons and bleeding. But it’s not what you think…
From our friends at the Eden (NC) police department…
On Sunday, March 28, 2010, Alexander Johnson of 602 Henry Street, Eden, N.C., was arrested for Assault. According to the warrant, he unlawfully and willfully did assault and strike Cindy Martin, a female person, by hitting her in her face with a bag of Kotex Tampons causing blood to run from her face. Johnson was confined in the Rockingham County Jail with no bond allowed and he is scheduled to appear in Wentworth District Court on May 3, 2010.
As Mark Childrey said tonight… “Folks, we don’t write them, we just report them.” 😀
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I take it they were the SUPER variety.