Let’s see what the Light-O-Knowledge shines down upon…
These four things I KNOW are true!
- You can get away with murder (if the feds charge you instead).
- Mowing down your marijuana crop with a stolen bushhog isn’t very smart.
- $52,883 isn’t a bad minimum salary for Danville’s new Public Information Officer (nobody else has dared to mention the paygrade), and…
- Danville seems to have a problem with buildings that spontaneously combust at nighttime.
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