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He’s not a child molester…

… it’s just all because of a sleep disorder! What the hell?

Man claims ‘sexsomnia’ defense

You’re only going to get part of the story there, but that part was enough for me to yell out “Horsecrap!”

I feel sorry for defense attorney Elmer Woodard. He seems to get defendants that make headlines for non-good reasons… like the woman in Halifax County that got her teenage son to shoot her husband in the head while he was sleeping and then made a family event out of dumping the body down a well.  That would be enough to make anybody dress in a colonial costume and yell at nobody in particular.

As for this case, wow. Elmer’s swinging for the fences with this defense strategy. I’m just saying that this one is a longshot and I’m smelling horsecrap on this ridiculous “medical condition”.

I’ll skip the jokes about sexual activity while asleep. Really, I will skip those jokes. You won’t get those jokes here.

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