A robbery in the name of the Lord?

What Would Jesus Do? I dunno… but it probably wouldn’t be to rob somebody after preaching the gospel.

Woman forced to drive to ATM, withdraw money

I’m smelling a Joke-Off here…

• Jesus said “Stick ’em up!”
• It’s all OK if the robber gives 10% to the church.
• We won’t have to pray for him, we’ll just read the tract he gave us.
• Well, that’s one commandment broken…
• Will the police get a “confession”?

Now who’s going to hell over this one? Yeah, probably SouthsideCentral.