The cause of a closed local restaurant’s fire has been ruled as “undetermined”. Wow. Didn’t see that one coming.
Fire’s cause ruled undetermined
I’m pretty sure that you’re thinking what I’m thinking.
Anyway, let’s see how long the Facebook commenting section remains open on this article. When they ran the article on the fire, I made a throwaway joke of “Alvin Gardner was unavailable for comment.” and outrageous outrage was shown by other people. The Register & Bee finally pulled the plug on the comments once Gardner’s ex-wife started complaining.
You people go have fun with the comment section on this one, ok?
This just has planted a Billy Joel earworm deep in my ear, that is all.
Funny thing about Alvin Gardner’s wife: most people wouldn’t know who she was if she’d just kept her mouth shut when the inevitable (and appropriate) comments about him started flying. Her last name is no longer Gardner and many people never knew her or had forgotten about her after all this time.
A guy named “Alben Gradner” was vacationing in Florida. Lying by the pool one day, Alben struck up a conversation with the guy in the next chair. “What brings you to Florida?” asked the man in the next chair. Alben told him that his restaurant burned down, and he was using the insurance money to take a vacation. The other man said “What a coincidence! My restaurant was wiped out by a flood, and I’m here for the same reason”. Alben replied “How do you start a flood”?