If you examine the headline of this article carefully, you can deduce that we’re in for a treat today.
One of our amazing contributors was at Danville’s Charles Harris Financial Center around 8:30 AM on Monday. Here’s what they sent in…
Oh my. Everyone was in a rush to pay their overdue utility bills before their service got disconnected, so to hell with the parking lines! Let’s analyze what we have here.
The truck is well into the striped off wheelchair access area.
(You have to say this in the famous NBA Jam & NFL Blitz voice of announcer Tim Kitzrow) It might be…
The black car is also over the lines and into the wheelchair access area…
(Build this up in Tim Kitzrow’s voice) It could be…
And the grey car next up the line is also over the parking line!
(Now yell this just like the game-winning three-pointer goes through the basket or the 58-yard field goal goes through the uprights) IT IS!!!!!!
Look at that, we’ve got Triple Parking Jerks of the Day. And we’re still betting that at least one of these still had their electric service disconnected. Don’t wait until the day after the last day to pay, people. And if you do wait until after the last to pay, don’t be a Parking Jerk.
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