UPDATE: The newspaper has fixed the original article. Heh.
Somebody must have still been hungover when they wrote this newspaper article. Not only that, somebody must have still been hungover when they wrote this newspaper article. Oh yeah, somebody must have still been hungover when they wrote this newspaper article.
Overnight, a Rockingham County Deputy shot and killed a person during a traffic stop. The department issues the standard media release around 5 AM…
On Sunday, May 29th, 2016 at approximately 1:50 am Deputies with the Rockingham County Sheriff’s Office were involved in a shooting incident during a traffic stop. The investigation has been turned over to the North Carolina State Bureau of Investigation.
That’s a basic non-informative press release that glosses over the fact that a deputy shot and killed somebody, but I digress.
Anyway, so somebody at the Greensboro News & Record has to write an article about this story. This is the resulting article…
The hastily prepared article.
I’d just like to remind you that the investigation has been turned over to the North Carolina State Bureau of Investigation. Let’s highlight some things from that original article…
If you didn’t know, the investigation has been turned over to the North Carolina State Bureau of Investigation.
If you’re still confused about what’s going on, I’ll explain. The investigation has been turned over to the North Carolina State Bureau of Investigation.
But they repeat themselves. Hee hee.
UPDATE: The newspaper has repaired their original story. Here’s the re-do.
Fixed!
Heh!
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