Parking Jerk of the Day! (7/10/16)

Even if you’re over 140 miles from the Southside region, you can’t escape our Parking Jerk watchers.

Let’s see what we have today…

We recognize that roller coaster in the background. We’re at Carowinds! Let’s analyze what we have today.

We’re clearly over the line so we’ve established probable cause. We have one giant aggravating factor, and that’s THE PARKING SPACES ARE $10 EACH DAMMIT! Let’s go to the judges.

It’s unanimous plus the judges impose an extra $10 fee for taking up the second space. They can pay up on the way out.

Keep those submissions coming!