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Parking Jerk of the Day! Again! (7/18/16)

People are evenly divided about the merits of our Parking Jerk of the Day feature category. And by evenly divided, I mean the current count is eleventy billion in favor to six opposed. So of course, we’re going to infuriate those six people even more with a double dose of PJotD today!

We’re at Danville’s Mt. Vernon United Methodist Church. Oh boy, this ought to be good.

What the hell? Oh, sorry. I forgot I was at a church. What the heck? Let’s walk down there and take a closer reverse angle look.

What the heck? See, I caught myself this time. Hey, that’s great advertising for whatever used car lot has Independent Dealer tag #686. Let’s send this one to the judges.

That didn’t take long. We’ve got ourselves a Church Parking Jerk of the Day! And we’ve got a special message from the judges on this one…

That’s the first time I’ve ever agreed with the Westboro Baptist Church.

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