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Parking Jerk of the Day! (7/24/16)

We appreciate it when our SouthsideCentral readers go the extra mile and make it easy for the judges.

Fill in the blank. We’re at the _______ in ________.

If you said “Walmart” & “Danville”, collect your winnings at the cashier window. Let’s see what we have today…

Now this is extremely helpful! Our submitter has conveniently pointed out that the nominee is clearly in a marked fire lane. They’ve even given them the quite correct name of “Ahole”.

(Editor’s Note: We thank our submitter for keeping this safe for family content. Heh.)

Our judges send back a note that says “Thanks for the additional information. You made our job way easier today”. They also send back a unanimous decision.

We’ve got ourselves a Parking Jerk of the Day!

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