Parking Jerks have their own sense of priorities.
It’s been a case of “Actual Reality before Virtual Reality” here at SouthsideCentral this week, but we’re still trying to publish daily content to keep our readers smiling. That being said, let’s head to Danville’s Riverside Shopping Center and see what’s been sent in today…
Well then. Our submitter did mention that all of the parking spaces in front of the ABC store were empty. You know, the ones which are nicely lined with markings so that you can fit your vehicle in the correct areas?
We’re awarding bonus Parking Jerk points for parking right in front of the No Parking – Fire Lane sign attached to the column. That’s just a nice Jerk touch when you don’t want to walk 15 extra feet to get your booze.
We’ve got automatic Parking Jerk status for the fire lane violation, but the unanimous decision by the judges just adds whiskey-flavored icing to this rum cake.
We’ve got ourselves a Parking Jerk of the Day!
Leave a Reply