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The SouthsideCentral TipLine has been busy since our City Council Parking Jerk of the Day! Yep, we’ve got another City Council one that’s been anonymously sent in. This is getting fun! The obligatory “HAHAHAHAHA!” goes here, of course. […] (Editor’s Note: In the spirit of fairness, our nominee has told me that a police officer said that his parking was OK. This one is for humor purposes only.) Nobody has immunity when it comes to being a Parking Jerk of the Day. Nobody. HAHAHAHAHA! […] You can still be a Parking Jerk even if you don’t take up multiple spaces in a parking lot. […] Some people have noticed a new set of street signs going up around Danville that say “Drug & Gang Free School Zone”. No, the thought process behind the signs isn’t “Gee, now criminals won’t do illegal things because of the signs being posted.” Let’s Ask SouthsideCentral and find out the truth. Let’s also get some […] It’s the end of the two-year grading term for Danville City Council, and we’re giving out the final grades today. […] Sometimes, you’ve just got to say what’s true. Even if people get offended, try to deny it, or are just stupid enough to not listen to reasonable talk. Get ready because… “These five things I KNOW are true!” […] Let’s take a look at some of the stories that have caught my eye over the past week. Sunday is QuickHits! day. […] Leonard Harville got his feelings hurt at Tuesday night’s Danville City Council meeting when Buddy Rawley called him out for being a liar and being unprofessional. Damn. The truth hurts. […] Let’s take a comprehensive look at what happened before, during and after Danville City Council’s June 21st meeting. We’ll analyze what you were able to see, what you weren’t able to see and throw in some other thoughts. We call this a BreakDown. […] Thumbs! are better than Big Toes! because you really can’t tell when somebody puts Big Toes! UP or DOWN. Let’s see what we like and what we don’t like this time. […] Let’s hop into the SouthsideCentral Time Machine and go back to the weekend of July 18, 2009. We’ll take a PhotoCentral look at the demolition of Danville’s Worsham Street Bridge. […] Sunday is QuickHits day! Let’s take a look at some of the stories around the region that have caught my eye in the last week. […] Notice the headline of this article. There’s a question mark instead of an exclamation point. This Parking Jerk of the Day article has a plot twist. You’ve been warned. […] Guess where? Yeah, Walmart. That wasn’t hard to guess, eh? […] On Monday, the Regional Industrial Facility Authority announced that a company was going to buy 300 acres of land in the Berry Hill Industrial Park and this would lead to a $250+ million investment in the region. Let’s take a comprehensive look at what has happened and what it means. We call this a BreakDown. […] Let’s take a look at some of the news stories from around the region that have caught my eye in the past week. In other words, you’ll get your Sunday reading assignments on Sunday for a change! […] The 2016 edition of the River District Scavenger Hunt is Thursday, July 8th. Meet at Danville’s JTI Fountain at 5:30 PM and join in the fun for this year’s version. Click this link to learn more about this year’s event! Let’s hop in the SouthsideCentral Time Machine and take a look at what happened during […] Today’s submission isn’t just a photo. We’ve got a narrative that enhances the Parking Jerk experience! […] I’ve had three people ask about the possible return of K&W Cafeteria to Danville Mall. That’s a perfect topic for “Ask SouthsideCentral!” so let’s put this one to rest. […] Our submission today is a small photo, but it’s one of those situations that just infuriates the hell out of me. And it should draw the same reaction from you. […] Let’s wrap up the month with a special Tuesday edition of QuickHits. We’ll take a look at stories around the region that have caught my eye over the past week. […] Back-to-back days with Parking Jerk submissions from our readers? Why not? Bonus points if you can guess where the photo was taken. Yeah. You guessed right. […] Let’s continue our Southside Comics day (Thanks, Tommy Goddard!) and have a little more fun with an Instant Parking Jerk of the Day! This one just came into our submission box, so let’s see what we have… […] There are plenty of parking spaces available if you want to go to the Danville Science Center. But that doesn’t stop a Parking Jerk! […] |
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