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How not to double your paycheck…

Yes, Danville City Council members deserve a raise. No, not this much and no, not all at once..

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Nothing to see here, people…

Move along… move along.

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Burned after being burned.

If the guy hadn’t died from his burns, I’m sure he’d be arrested by now. Sheesh.

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Let’s (not) talk about sex (businesses)

The apathy of Pittsylvania County residents fails to surprise me yet again.

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The murder victim is still dead.

This just in… not.

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Dumbass Of The Day! (12/02/2013)

It’s been a long while since we’ve had a DOTD but anytime a former state trooper robs a bank, we’ve got to use that title…

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Thumbs! (12/02/2013)

Now that Thanksgiving holiday is over, we’ve got a stack of Thumbs! Let’s give them out…

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QuickHits! (11/17/2013)

It’s been a long while since we’ve done a QuickHits article. QuickHits articles feature Quick articles & thoughts that we Hit Quickly. Get it? Right.

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You sure this isn’t a suicide?

Wow. Didn’t see this one coming. (Not.)

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Other places do it the same way…

This one’s dedicated to those hand-wringin’ and hollerin’ Halifaxians who yelped when a random drawing broke a school board election tie…

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UPDATED: The Rat Crap Controversy

I’m smelling a rat (and some rat problems) in the Halifax County School System…

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Happy Trails, Renee Franklin!

That didn’t take long, but Caswell County’s suspended school superintendent is leaving with some lovely parting gifts.

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Well, that’ll teach you!

A juvenile is hit by a minivan in Monday morning. He’ll be OK… before he goes to court. Seriously.

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A robbery in the name of the Lord?

What Would Jesus Do? I dunno… but it probably wouldn’t be to rob somebody after preaching the gospel.

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Our “knee-jerk reaction that would be wrong”

We”re glad to give the Register & Bee’s editorial board something to write about…

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Preaching & Prayer Will Stop The Violence!

No. It won’t. It won’t do a thing.

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A slippery slope in your backyard?

Since we’re now coming into your backyard to nose around, how about we check what’s in your storage building? There’s no need to protest unless you have something to hide, you know.

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We couldn’t handle the truth?

Maybe that’s what law enforcement was thinking, because we’re now finding out a fatal wreck back in June stemmed from a police chase.

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A new way to get out of a debate.

I’ve heard some lousy excuses before, but this one tops them all.

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Why spend your own money…?

…when you can use Other People’s Money?

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I slept through my neighbor’s home invasion.

Yes, it’s a definite “Say, That’s Odd” moment…

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The October Surprise that wasn’t.

We now have an “October Surprise” in the Halifax County Commonwealth’s Attorney Race that’s about as bland as a slice of white bread. Of course, WSET’s Heather Rosenbaum is on the story with bad investigative reporting. Let’s take a look at this big chunk of nothing…

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Get Well Soon! Don’t Come Back!

We’re going to get rid of you anyway, so here’s five more months of “medical leave”…

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Watch out for falling cars!

When bad headlines go… um… bad.

Wow! Didn’t see that one coming.

Yes. That’s a headline I could use for multiple stories. But hey, when you build a brand new building on an area that occasionally looks like a mud bog… you might just have high water table problems.

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