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You’re going to start dying in 30 years…

… so says Tom Raab. That makes it official, you know.

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Thumbs! (10/14/2013)

Thumbs UP! UP! and away! (maybe some DOWN!, too…)

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Molden Anniversary!

Oops.

Catfight or Carfight?

Either way, I’m sure it was entertaining to watch. Heh.

Fire marshal. Hot water. Good riddance.

You’re going to get creeped out on this one, folks.

Happy Trails, 316 Cibo!

Although the owners are going to change the business into a smaller version of their existing Brosville pizza restaurant, Downtown Danville’s streetscaping debacle has killed another business.

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Perhaps she was just taking a nap?

Let’s bring out a “Say, That’s Odd” incident that happened over in Henry County on Wednesday afternoon…

“It is a personnel matter”

Those words usually aren’t too promising when it comes to a school superintendent…

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Meet the new mall…

…same as the old mall. Except for 20% less stores, of course. Less Stores! More Space!

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He’s not a child molester…

… it’s just all because of a sleep disorder! What the hell?

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Thumbs! (9/27/2013)

Fonzie may be famous for his Thumbs!, but we know how to use our Thumbs! better…

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Hey John Cannon, Chris Lumsden & Ted Bennett?

If you want $5000 for lobbying purposes, write the damn check yourself instead of trying to get taxpayers’ money. Trust me, you won’t miss it.

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60th District House Race – Update #1

This one isn’t going to take long to analyze…

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Moonshine is being made in Franklin County!

Who knew? Maybe we need to start a category on obvious things that make headlines. Anyway, this one has a South Boston connection…

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Why stop at only 70 convictions…?

… when you can almost double that number in one day?

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A home invasion, a house fire and a punching bag.

Say, That’s Odd. Something just ain’t right with this story…

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The Pussy (Cat) Controversy

Are you ready for a person who’s offended just for the sake of being offended?

Me neither, but here we go anyway…

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“You’re Retired!”

That rhymes with “You’re Fired!”, but it’s a nicer way to say it. The dysfunctional Pittsylvania County Board of Supervisors seems to have struck again.

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Dumbass Of The Day! (9/10/2013)

It’s been a long while since we featured a Dumbass Of The Day… but we’ve got a good one for you today.

Paging Nurse Creepy…

We’re all glad it’s now EX-Nurse Creepy…

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Halifax County’s $60,000 Prizery Question

South Boston/Halifax County’s The Prizery got a no-interest $60,000 loan last year from Halifax County. It’s time to repay the loan and it looks like The Prizery doesn’t have the money.

WOW! Didn’t see that one coming…

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Bucket-O-Irony: Stop the Violence!

A Charlotte, NC man tried to rob a convenience store last week. This Bucket-O-Irony story only goes downhill and more bizarre from there, folks.

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Even I cannot say what I want to say…

…on this Greensboro News & Record story where the “Comments have been disabled.” You’ll soon see why.

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Time Machine: (Race) Pimpin’ Ain’t Easy

Today, we’re going to do something to the local race pimping community that rarely happens. We’re going to look back at a “developing situation” that they showcased and see what was accomplished. It’s time to hop into the SouthsideCentral Time Machine.

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If it smells like gang activity…

… it just might be. We’ll be watching this case closely as it develops. (We actually may be reading about it soon, since the Register & Bee reads SouthsideCentral)

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