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The Pope Is Catholic.

In other news… playground equipment doesn’t usually spontaneously combust.

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“Submitted”… by an idiot.

There’s a reason that there’s no byline on this “story”, folks.

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SouthsideNews: County woman killed in pedestrian accident

Editor’s Note: This was originally reported as a hit-and-run but we have retracted that part of the story.

A Pittsylvania County woman was killed around 11 AM on Saturday morning after being hit by a car on Riverside Drive.

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Petty. Vindictive. Jerks.

And the answer is “Three words used to describe James Snead, Coy Harville and Tim Barber”. Along with Jerry Hagerman, those three idiots fired Pittsylvania County Economic Development Director Ken Bowman for absolutely no legitimate reason at all.

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Piedmont Mall: The Next Generation?

Danville’s Piedmont Mall is going to become Danville’s Danville Mall. Let’s take a look at what this transformation will be…

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BREAKING: Armed Robbery at Danville Pizza Hut tonight

Another restaurant robbery in the Danville area…

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Two new robberies and one old one.

Overnight, Danville police are reporting two armed robberies of convenience stores. That also reminded me of one other attempted robbery that happened last year in the same area, so let’s look at what happened last night and then we’ll get a reminder of what happened last year…

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CORRECTED: Christmas News Roundup (12/25/12)

Lots of crazy & sad things going on in the SouthsideCentral region during the holidays. Let’s get to what you haven’t heard about in the other local media…

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Fred Ingram did not say “Nigga”…

… because you know that word could have been OK. Not.

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Burn, Baby, Burn! School Records Inferno!

Things are getting hot in the Halifax County School System, and it’s only partially because of a document bonfire behind Meadville Elementary School…

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A very melancholy “Happy Trails” to Tucker Watkins

My heart is heavy tonight as I mourn the death of one of the smartest and most fun political strategists that I’ve ever met.

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We’re planning… to kick you out!

You just bought a large mall that’s seen better times in a city with 20+% unemployment, so what do you do? That’s right… you kick out one of your anchor stores that’s been there since the beginning. Wait, what?!

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Look at the fat Halifax police officer!

Oopsie. I didn’t punctuate that headline correctly so I’ll try again. “Look at the fat, Halifax police officer!”

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Gazette-Virginian: Ethically Impaired and/or Lazy?

If you’re going to use a biased article written by a member of a group that has a track record for inflammatory language, you should at least disclose who wrote the article.

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A Tale Of Two Malls

Danville’s Piedmont Mall & Martinsville’s Liberty Fair Mall have some things in common…

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One injured in Danville shooting

I may not be on Star News anymore, but I’ll still try to bring you the best news coverage in Danville. The news doesn’t happen just between the hours of 1 & 9 PM, folks.

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Don McEachin, please shut up.

We’re starting our rebirth with a bang! (ugh… horrible pun)

If I’m wrong on something, I’ve got no problem admitting it. On the other hand, Don McEachin prefers to stick his fingers in his ears and say “LA LA LA I CAN’T HEAR YOU!”

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NewsSpotting: Only seven months to go…

It’s News. It’s a ThreadSpotting. It’s complete stupidity about the upcoming Halifax County Sheriff’s race. It’s all of those combined!

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Happy Trails, Lucky City!

Bad things usually happen when you piss off people in government.

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Not so fast, Walter.

Some of the anti-uranium folks seem to think that I’m in favor of uranium mining. As I’ve said before, they’re quite wrong.

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Informative (yet highly inappropriate) Sign of the Day!

Signs that warn you of danger are always a good thing, right? Well… maybe not always.

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Support my first attempt at legislation! (HB 1927)

If you think Virginia restaurants should post their latest health inspection reports where you can see them, I’m asking for your help.

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Here’s one way to destroy Danville’s good business climate…

The “Union at Swedwood” talk is starting again.

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Felony charges? Shmelony charges!

How much jail time does a person get for “Felony Assault on a Police Officer” and “Felony Assault on a Police Dog”? Nothing!

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It’s a Miracle!

The powers of modern medicine on authors never cease to amaze me…