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Happy Trails, Halifax County IDA Marketing Director!

How’d we miss this piece of news?

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Jeff Oakes appeals his “computer trespass” conviction.

SouthsideCentral has one word about this development…”WHY?!?!?!”

In related news, John Greenbacker is probably making plans for a luxurious vacation.

“Sweepstakes” businesses thriving in North Carolina.

For now, that is. If you remember, they got ran out of Danville with criminal charges.

Danville proclaims September 17-23 as “Constitution Week”

When’s the last time you actually read the US Constitution?

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Breaking & entering at VIR

Who went to VIR for the beer run?

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Two juveniles injured in Leasburg shooting

The shooter is in jail under a $5,000 secured bond.

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Why is everybody always pickin’ on me?

Because you called somebody the dreaded “N-word”? Duh.

Danville Braves – 2009 Appy League Champions!

The Danville Braves defeated the Elizabethton Twins 5-0 and sweep the best-of-3 series two games to none!

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Virginia Dept. of Education statement on upcoming Obama speech

This has became a controversial issue in the SouthsideCentral area, so here’s the VDOE’s guidance statement about it.

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Dumbass of the Day! (9/3)

Dumbass-Gebra: (Trailer Park + Cell Phone + Threat to the President) X (Deputy + Secret Service agent) = Tasering

Let’s go over to Stoneville, NC to meet today’s honoree.

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Martinsville/Henry County dedicates new shell building

Shell buildings attract new businesses. That’s the bottom line.

Accidental shooting at Libby Hill restaurant injures three.

The fact that the person should have known all about gun safety and should have been more responsible makes it worse.

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UPDATED: FOUND! Missing child in Alton area

(Originally Published on Aug 29, 2009 @ 21:51)

UPDATE: Wrapping up this story with the full rundown.

UPDATE: The child has been found.

We’re putting this at RumorCentral level right now but one of SouthsideCentral’s good sources has reported in…

We’ve confirmed this from a second source, so we’re upgrading it to “Breaking News”

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Dave Guill withdraws from the 60th District Race

We’re not totally surprised by this announcement.

God’s Pit Crew sued for $1,000,000

This gives lawyers and lawsuits a bad name. Well, even more than usual…

Dumbass of the Day! (8/27)

This one’s from the SouthsideCentral coverage area! Yay!

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Halifax County mailbox vandalism reported.

If I ever caught them trying to smash my mailbox, I’d find a new use for the baseball bat…

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Danville Police. Dead dog. Uh-oh.

But there’s a BIG difference between this and the “McLean vs. Dachshund” incident. A very BIG difference.

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Fight at Halifax County High School

Our good sources tell us that the school year started off with excitement (and not the good kind).

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Rockingham County Sheriff’s Office: Still-Busters!

What happens when you have a liquor still on your back porch? Dumbasses. Like father, like son.

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Danville Braves are heading to the playoffs!

Get ready, Southside!

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Halifax County crime report for 8/22

Only one incident from the Halifax County Sheriff’s Office in this rundown.

And justice for some… just not Gerald Gibson.

What happens if you threaten somebody with “If I leave this world, you better believe that you will go first”? Not a damn thing if you’re Gerald Gibson.

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Luna Technologies – Danger Ahead?!

Looks like they’re fighting for their corporate life to me…

Danville Police arrest purse-snatcher

Now that’s good police work!

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